Note: This article contains coarse language that may offend some readers.
Asking about a friend’s love life can sometimes lead to the greatest stories. Whether it’s a bad date, a sweet “how we met” story, or some legendary pickup lines, one of the biggest bonding experiences can be swapping dating stories.
Unless, that is, two friends’ stories are about the same person.
Unfortunately, for one young waitress, that was the case.
Ayana, whose Twitter handle specifies her as “Ayana the DIVA,” took to social media recently to share her story, which she’s calling #SameBae. She wrote she’d only been at her new job for two weeks before finding out one of her co-workers was unknowingly dating her boyfriend — whom she happened to live with:
So I just started this new job like 2 weeks ago. All my coworkers been pretty cool. But it’s this one girl who I literally just clicked with
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
We act alike, have the same taste in men. (I know this because when they come in the door we both be lookin at each other like) pic.twitter.com/RYNyWwzr9D
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
It wasn’t until her co-worker, whom she chose to leave anonymous, was excited to show Ayana a picture of her new guy that Ayana realized what was going on:
She goes “I forgot to show you the boy I was talkin bout last week” so she pulls out her phone, opens the instagram app….
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
The FIRST name in her search bar was my boyfriend’s Instagram page … pic.twitter.com/o6NjO5pTrI
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
In my head im literally praying she doesn’t click on his page ……..
But she does pic.twitter.com/zgVM9MnxIE
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
That’s when things got interesting…
Instead of instantly informing her co-worker she was dating — and living with — the man, she decided she wanted to know everything:
She goes “girl that is my booooo” I let her get it out cuz I wanted her to tell me as much stuff as she could before I made my announcement
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
The girl proceeded to gush about how cute her guy was, but Ayana needed to know exactly what they’d been up to. She asked her co-worker to clarify just how close the two were, asking if he was her “boo or … boyfriend.”
The girl’s response said it all:
She goes “girl that’s just my boo but we talk everyday we might as well be together” pic.twitter.com/yANDaG3TzS
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
Ayana said she didn’t blame the girl, but she, firstly, needed to see them together for herself and, secondly, wanted her co-worker to “see the light.” So, she decided to invite her over for drinks — while her boyfriend was home:
The gag is my boyfriend lives with me ?
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
As they were pulling into Ayana’s neighborhood, her co-worker mentioned she lived in the same one — just “six houses down” to be exact. Ayana was even more livid.
When they opened the door, her boyfriend was in the bathroom, so she yelled for him to come join her and her co-worker for drinks when he was ready.
Then, he walked out. Ayana wrote in all caps:
“THEIR F**KING FACES WERE PRICELESS DO YOU HEAR ME!!!”
Initially, he pretended not to know the girl, but that’s when everything dawned on her:
His dumb ass gone say “what’s up how are you” … she sick af in the face looking at him like pic.twitter.com/0FfwWteKRQ
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
However, naturally, she didn’t take the news well:
She then looks at me and goes “Really Ayana? Why didn’t you just tell me ?? This is embarrassing I wouldn’t have done you like this”
— IG: AYANATHEDIVA (@AyanaTheDIVA) September 10, 2017
Ayana proceeded to update people who began following her thread with details of their breakup. She said she kicked her now ex-boyfriend out, changed the locks, and apologized to the unsuspecting girl.
Though her tweets have gone viral with over 60,000 likes, no amount of internet fame could ever heal a broken heart.
It could, however, serve as a tasty dish of revenge.
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