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“Teen Mom” star Farrah Abraham has never been known for her pristine dating history. The adult entertainer often makes headlines for her on-again, off-again romance with ex-boyfriend Simon Saran.

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After a rocky run on MTV UK’s dating show “Single AF,” it appears the reality television personality is single once more.

And one celebrity love expert has some biting advice.

Harsh love guru to the stars and “Millionaire Matchmaker” Patti Stanger thinks Abraham has some serious life changes to make before she can land herself a consistent beau.

In a comment to InTouch during a Facebook Live segment, Stanger put it plainly, saying: “I don’t think there can be any way you can control her!”

She continued, saying Stanger should keep quiet and “shut the f**k up” if she wants any chance to find real, sustainable love: “Sometimes, a woman is most potent when she’s not talking. If you’re quiet, a man will slowly lure his way in.”

Stanger’s advice may not be completely off base. The two first met when Abraham was a guest on Stanger’s revamped reality show, “Million Dollar Matchmaker.”

But they reached an impasse when Abraham felt her match was not famous or “good enough.”

Stanger didn’t hold back her criticism of the actress then, either, especially when it came to Abraham’s notorious pornography:

“This is not a game, this is real life. What guy is going to take you seriously? Your vagina is online, you’re doing a webcam series. That is affecting your love life. Get out of the f**king sex business.”

According to InTouch, Simon believed just getting his ex-love a date was something worth celebrating, no matter how “good” or “famous” he was: “If [Farrah] can find someone that can be in the same room as her, that’s a huge accomplishment.”

Oof. Those are some fighting words. Maybe Stanger and Simon can team up so he can find some love of his own.

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