Miley Cyrus beat critics to the punch by changing the lyrics to a popular Christmas classic, during her appearance on the “Tonight Show” Thursday.

Amid controversy around other Christmas classic’s like “Baby It’s Cold Outside,” Cyrus took the lead in challenging the lyrics of “Santa Baby” with a sassier rendition of the holiday tune.

The skit begins with Cyrus questioning the original lyrics and asking if anyone has ever actually read them.

She asks show host Jimmy Fallon:

“Am I saying that I’m going to hook up with Santa, if he buys me all this stuff?”

Alongside Fallon and musician Mark Ronson, she began her holiday remix by challenging the original song’s flirty tone.

She sings:

Santa, baby, I don’t fancy any fancy jewelry,

Not me, I’ve got something else in mind Santa baby,

And I don’t need your presents tonight

Don’t want diamonds,

Cash or stocks

Nothing that comes in a box

No more fluff, I’ve had enough

And I can buy my own damn stuff.”

The crowd applauded her sassy lyrics that declared the singing woman’s financial independence as Fallon and Ronson provided comic relief with props in the background.

In contrast, the original lyrics, written by Joan Javits, Philip Springer and Tony Springer set a different tone.

The song popularly performed by Eartha Kitt goes:

Think of all the fun I’ve missed

Think of all the fellas that I haven’t kissed

Next year I could be also good

If you’ll check off my Christmas list

Santa baby, I want a yacht and really that’s not a lot

Been an angel all year

Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight

Another part of the song is a little more suggestive asking Santa to “come and trim my Christmas tree, with some decorations bought at Tiffany.”

On the other hand, the pop star brings up issues relevant to the #MeToo movement in her version of the classic.

She sings:

“Listen Santa to what I say

A girl’s best friend is, uh, equal pay

Stop interrupting me when I talk

And don’t text me pictures of your–

Santa baby, I’d love to know my ass won’t get grabbed

At work by some ignorant jerk

Tell the dirtbags,

To put away their chimneys tonight.”

The skit came to an end with Fallon and Ronson joining Cyrus in telling Santa to “put away his chimney tonight.”

One YouTube viewer thanked Miley for her rendition commenting that she always found the original song “so uncomfortable.”

Many others praised the “feminist version” of the song calling it “empowering” and “amazing.”

While most comments praised the new take on the song, one user questioned why Cyrus couldn’t have just sung the classic “without making it about some agenda.”


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12 Replies to “Miley Cyrus Takes Issue With ‘Santa Baby’ Lyrics — so She Changes Them During Jimmy Fallon Skit”

  • Gerrie 2 years ago

    Good for you Cyrus!! That was awesome!!!!

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  • Anonymous 2 years ago

    Jimmy and SNL are not funny any longer, all they are about is an agenda!

  • Bkm48198 2 years ago

    Jimmy and SNL have not been funny for a long time, they are all about pushing an agenda.

  • Anonymous 2 years ago

    Now that should be a classic!!! Thank you Miley!
    Sing it girl!!!

  • Stephanie 2 years ago

    Loved it.

  • Anonymous 2 years ago

    She’s just another looney liberal idiot! Leave Christmas songs alone, you twit!

  • Brian 2 years ago

    Yes running to the government for more money is so empowering and doesnt scream please help this damsel in distress!!

  • Anonymous 2 years ago

    Could not waste my time watching these poor excuses for people. Anything to get your face in the news. Pathetic!

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  • Anonymous 2 years ago

    Awesome. I love Miley?

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